Wage slavery is best slavery

Many people have tried to create a system of slavery to gain money and power from unwilling workers. However, these systems all fail, due to the reason I will soon out line. However, there is one form of slavery that is effective and sustainable. Wage slavery. To understand my statement, we must first transpose and pick apart my statement.

Best slavery is wage slavery.

By combining the work ethics of slavery and the low pay of slavery with the "freedom" of freedom, this is the most effective system.

Slave wagery is best wagery 

By causing completion between workers and increasing the supply of workers, you can pay your workers near nothing to work as many hours as you want. Also if you may force your workers to work overtime for free in exchange for job security.

Wage bestery is slave bestery

Once you control the slaves' wages you can effectively control the slaves' behavior and desires. You can alter their buying habits and media consumption to some degree. Also, since it is harder to get high education without money, you ensure that their children will almost certainly work for you or someone else at low wages. This continues the cycle, even if they don't work for you their work will increase the supply of workers, letting you pay your workers less.

Is bestery wage slave bestery?

To be in control you don't need to be very smart or even in control. So long as the other corporations are doing their part any employer can easily adopt this system.

Best isery slave wage isery

Ok, I think I took this to far.

Thank you for reading this opinion peice on wage slavery. And I hope you will work to break this evil cycle of poverty and oppression.